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by Jc` April 18, 2006
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jewsense

Jew sense is a terminolgy applied to realllly cheap people...

they have this super power instead of spidersense of spiderman..
they can hear a coin drop from 20 meters away and will pickup any shinyobject that might look smell sound taste like money...

usually the ones with these powers are jews
but there are special cases to those kids that will jump in to the freeway for a penny
my jewsenses were tingling when he dropped his change on the floor.
by poppyjew digger September 4, 2010
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Jewsiv

The term used for calling a Jew with the first name Joseph. Joseph + Jew = Jewsiv
Hey Jewsiv, come with us to the Matisyahu concert tonight
by JEWSIV June 12, 2010
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Jew S'mores

S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious
Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!

Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!
by JewbieGirl December 18, 2009
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Jewsh Bag

1. a Jewish douche bag

2. someone who is being a douche bag because they stole and or wont lend you some money
1.wow Rabbi Hejmanoski don't be a jewsh bag

2. dude i just need 32 cents. dont be a jewsh bag
by CLubPwn March 26, 2009
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Jew's Harp

Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?
by Counselor Johnny July 28, 2005
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Jewsh Fag

A jewish douchebag fag. Pronounced Jew-sh (rhymes with douche) fag.
Dude you're such a fucking Jewsh Fag
by GbaLLarZ October 21, 2008
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