party jesus

the long hair, good natured guy you meet at a party that is most decidedly jesus

dude1: hey, look at that guy
dude2: ITS PARTY JESUS
party jesus: peace love and pot leaves man

by el cap-e-ton February 1, 2006

Jesus McFly

n.

1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain

Jesus McFly! I stubbed my toe!

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

jesus beard

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.

"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"

"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"

"what?"

"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

Jesus Lunge

During a Halo 2 or Halo 3 multiplayer game, one player melee lunges an unreasonably far distance to get a kill.

That guy Jesus Lunged me from halfway across the map!!!!!!!

by andoveroe January 14, 2008

jesus devil

An outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. In Irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as Jesus Christ.

He's such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances---'break and enter', 'make an officer of the law look like a suckrod', 'carnal knowledge of a horse'. Plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.

by joethelion January 16, 2009

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011