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Japanese food fight

When you and your sexual partner shit in plastic bags and afterwards, smack each other with them
Mike: So I heard you had a Japanese food fight with Suzanne last night.
Ted: Yeah, it was pretty cool, but now I have a bad taste in my mouth.
by vasdeferens January 22, 2010
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japanese jacuzzi

the act of gargling a nut sack with a mouth full of warm water
She had a mouth half full with water. I put my bolas in the mouth, she gargled, i moaned, happy ending, boom-japanese jacuzzi
by Lyricalminded [Dont Die!] December 18, 2008
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Jalane

Female Name Meaning Shining Light

-Often Very Beautiful with memorable Eyes

-Honest

-Benevolent
-Brilliant & Inventive
-Full of high inspirations.
-Courageous

-Friendly
-Honest
-Classy
-Determined
-Original & Creative
-Loud & Blunt
-Is the Best Friend you can have but can be the Worst Enemy if you cross them
-Compassionate, Empathetic & Caring
-Will do anything for anyone & often puts others needs ahead of themself

-A Leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes do not care to finish & may leave details to others.

-Do well in position of authority & prospers in intellectual & professional fields.
-Bold, Independent, Inquisitive & Interested in research.

-Know what they want and why they want it.
-Very Intuitive & have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which reward through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions & scientific research.

-Operate on spiritual side of individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity.

-Always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show their mental abilities & find the purpose and meaning of life.

-Want to grow wise & to understand people & things.
-Need privacy to replenish energy.
-Have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.
That's got Jalane Written all over it!

That Girl is So Jalane!

Its as loud & bright as a Jalane!

Shes gonna go full Jalane on you!
by Chachi18 January 31, 2017
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Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.
OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008
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Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven
Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.
by MasterFish April 25, 2013
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Japanese Smack Shack

A simile describing a painful and humiliating task, like working in a Japanese Smack Shack, where customers pay to beat up employees.
"How do you rate England's chances in the World Cup?"
"Like a whale taking an internship in a Japanese Smack Shack".
by salamandersam March 12, 2015
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Jaman

A word used often in north Wales. It is used when the table turns on someone or something funny or bad happens to them.
Jenny falls off a chair
Mike: Haha Jaman!!

Lisa: What's the capital of Wales?
Ffion: Caernarvon!
Lisa: Jaman, it's Cardiff
by nounou208 August 21, 2008
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