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JD VANCE

A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.
Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen
by Downlow_Downloader2025 February 2, 2025
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JD

Annoying kid who always screams reee. You feel like punching him but you cant cuz hes just 12.
by YEEYEEF0CK3R October 28, 2019
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Jd Kim

Ass hole all day every day, always annoying people in the worse of ways, the laziest person you will ver meat.
by fhebfhebf iwlef November 2, 2016
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JD

Is it big? Jd- shi it’s succable.
by Bubba Leroy July 30, 2022
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JD

JD is that one funny boy your Science class that watches football instead of doing work. He is a complete fucking chad and would steal all the hoes in the school if he wasn’t so retarded.
Look at how cute that kid is. He must pull.”
“What a JD. He would if he didn’t finger other dudes asses every ten minutes.”
by Chris.Peakock November 25, 2021
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JD

Big shlong and active on brazzers

Accepting head from boys only
Daddy
JD gave head till he threw up
by Brazzers:Haze June 4, 2021
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