Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

by Portemento July 22, 2021

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021

Jalapeñussy

A Jalapeño pepper in the shapr/form resembling a females genitals

Or when her pussy tastes spicey

Bro they got the jalapeñussy on my burger

Can I have the Nachos and add some Jalapeñussy

Shorty got that Jalapeñussy

by Lord Fungus May 15, 2022

Jalapeño Popper

Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese

John made a Jalapeño Popper in sam

by Bukake lord August 12, 2022

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 25, 2022

jalapeño chip girl

Lily

My girlfriend Lily is such a jalapeño chip girl

by Bdizzle42069 February 17, 2023