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Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
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Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. (407)860-4152
Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.
by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021
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Insurance

Type your insurance
Benefit of insurance
by vegansav June 3, 2023
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lol insurance

Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants

Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010
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Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
by bls1999 July 30, 2018
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