insurant

The rant one has when he/she discovers that his top of the range expensive item was not covered by insurance when his/her house exploded.
A: Wow, what was that big rant about
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
by nub64 May 16, 2011
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Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.
I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.
by SackbotNinja03 November 06, 2021
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title insurance

An insurance policy required by a title company for a real estate transaction that's not worth the paper it's written on. They exclude everything that may arise and don't have to disclose it, past, present, or future issues.
What is title insurance and do I need it?
by Tootsie in Mobile April 27, 2017
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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.
"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"
by Decardia March 23, 2023
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death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
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