insta-gram

A flawlessly executed drug deal.

1: Hey 2, you ready for the party tonight?
2: Hell yeah! I'll be on my way over after this insta-gram.

by DLuck October 15, 2012

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instablunt

when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.

person1: yo man we need some tree

person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!

person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt

by da king of pain February 3, 2009

Instablista

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.

*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!

by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instaclunge

Having a one night stand with a women you are not committed to

I wouldn't go out with her but she would be a nice bit of Instaclunge

by megaownage December 16, 2010

inetsomnia

When you stay up late surfing the internet, a combination of inet (short for internet) and insomnia

Dude, you nearly fell asleep in class today!
Yeah, I had a bad case of inetsomnia last night..

by random_NN July 1, 2011

insta-vomit swag

To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.

"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."

by #swagg September 5, 2011