Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
Get the Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?mug. A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010
Get the I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.mug. Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011
Get the No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?mug. Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024
Get the Imagine if ninja had a low taper fademug. by YourBroThatsAGirl May 19, 2022
Get the Imaginemug. It's like imagining but fizzier
I was sitting here and I was imaginizing I was somewhere else
by Breadas December 28, 2013
Get the imaginizingmug. A sarcastic insult used by people who know they're not cool but try and shame other for not being uncool like them.
Imagine looking at Urban Dictionary. Couldn't be me.
"I just finished my chores for the day," says Bobby
"Wow, imagine being a sweat. What a try-hard," says Jimmy
"Sorry that I'm not lazy and stupid like you"
"I got 100% in all my classes"
"Imagine being a nerd"
"Imagine being so stupid you're not even smart enough to be ashamed of being stupid."
"I just finished my chores for the day," says Bobby
"Wow, imagine being a sweat. What a try-hard," says Jimmy
"Sorry that I'm not lazy and stupid like you"
"I got 100% in all my classes"
"Imagine being a nerd"
"Imagine being so stupid you're not even smart enough to be ashamed of being stupid."
by doofus_flamingo November 8, 2022
Get the Imaginemug.