An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)
by Fck nugget September 14, 2019
Get the Ceaser (Ivan)mug. The most Russian person ever. Usually fights bears shirtless daily, drinks more vodka than water, worships one of these: Stalin, Lenin or Putin.
by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017
Get the Ivan Ivanovichmug. by ivantheaussie_lover May 28, 2019
Get the Ivan Krslovicmug. Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
by Schreiberdeutsch April 8, 2005
Get the Ivan Dragomug. 
by gamerhole October 14, 2019
Get the ivan-nosmug. Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"
Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.
Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.
by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020
Get the Ivan Smirnovmug.