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full israel

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".
So you're proposing that we go full israel on north korea?
by inconcievable September 29, 2025
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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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israel

A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.

Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Israeled

Someone taking an item or idea that is obviously not theirs and claiming it as their own
The Europeans Israeled Falafel
by bid13 July 9, 2024
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israel

i would never consider myself to be an israel. their mouths are just too dirty
by allhailL June 24, 2024
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Israel

Oh, there's a dog israeling on the streets, yuck!
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Israeling

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling
He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.
by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024
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