untelligent

untelligent- stupid, retarded. The opposite of intelligent.

Eric you untelligent dumbass, i said the button on the left!

by N.Tomczewski November 9, 2004

intelligrunt

someone trained in inteligence who should be humping a typewriter, who is instead humping an m-16

If I have to explain you wouldn't understand. It's an inteligrunt thing

by small January 17, 2004

Incelligence

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.

Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.

by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022

government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

by Odd86 March 2, 2017

US intelligence

An oxymoron (phrase that describes something that doesn't actually exist)

When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.

by clairem April 21, 2007

intelligence

Intelligence is correlated to the ability to adapt to different environments and circumstances. The higher the intelligence, the easier it is to deal with ambiguity, incomplete information, and to make intuitive leaps in logic that turn out to be productive and right. The lower the intelligence, the less likely it is to adapt to change and the less likely it is for that organism to be successful in the new and changing environment.

Democrat politicians tend to lack the ability to deal with ambiguous information, to make correct intuitive generalizations, and therefore seem to lack the basic intelligence needed to adapt and survive. This is why the Democrat party is slowly losing favor due in large part to a failure to deal effectively with changes taking place in the political landscape, and this failure to adapt is directly correlated to the general lack of intelligence demonstrated by Democrats.

by Dr. Rogers March 7, 2005

Inteligentleman

An Inteligentleman is someone who is polite, well-mannered, responsible, and is man of his word. Also defined as someone who can't be argued with directly due to the fact that they can reasonably articulate thier ideas/beliefs beyond the point of repeating the same statement over and over again. His Arch-frenemy is the Ghetto-trash Leech. Also a little narcissistic, but hey who doesn't have personality flaws?

Ghetto-Trash Leech " the sky is blue"

Inteligentleman " No the sky appears blue due to our perception of the visable light spectrum. To someone who is color-blind the sky is gray. Reality is perception"

Ghetto-trash Leech " nothin in the universe can move faster than the speed of light"

Inteligentleman " That is also untrue the universe itself expands at a rate faster than the speed of light. Some scientist believe it is increasing in speed exponentially. Black-holes also intake matter faster than the speed of light"

Ghetto-trash Leech " the sky is blue and nottin moove fasta den light. U is a stoopid fat ugly retard with a small dick and Black-holes are African-American anuses whats you stick ur weener in"

Inteligentleman " I'm sorry I think I am having a stroke because the things you say continue to sound more and more "stoopid" so I will have to bid you good-day sir"

by J'onn J'onzz PWNZZ June 30, 2014