My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.

Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

by Ah damn. October 3, 2009

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

by wsxdeck June 12, 2020

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….

1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)

by kissesd August 17, 2022

Interesting

People are not that interesting between the beginning and the end of their lives, they're only interesting toward the beginning and toward the end. So it's weird for someone to have an everyday interest in someone else, it's weird because they're usually gathering intel or counter intel on the person they claim to have an interest in, rather than minding their business.

The guy wasnt interesting, and yet the other person claimed to have an interest in something he was doing, so he had to wonder what agency sent the other person. There are no victims in the spy community, spies get paid for their work, not forced into their work.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.

I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019