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Velvet Hurricane

An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.
-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"

-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"
by John the Baptist 69 June 12, 2011
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my butthole hurts

Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:

a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
Max: Hey dude!
Tyler: Oh hey bro, I cant have gay sex with you today because my butthole hurts
by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 8, 2018
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