humbertfree

.....to be free of humbert. he is a man whore. stay away from n e thing related to the word humbert that stutters. aka....matt

im finally humbertfree....YAY!!!

by Bo Lippert October 20, 2006

Humble Brag

When you brag about something without even realizing it.

Used in NCIS: LA

Person 1: The referee tripped over my feet last night AT THE LAKERS GAME.

Person 2: Wow. Thanks for the Humble Brag.

by red puppy March 10, 2011

humber

A slice of ham that walks and rides horses.

"Riding lessons by Humbers! The best in town!"

by Natasha March 17, 2005

Humbled

Verb: to be destroyed by Wray and Nephew white overproof rum.

Etymology: from the verb "to humble". Thus named because of the above stated rum's humbling effect upon the systems both hepatic and neurological.

My mate got so humbled last night he had a fight with a bus/tried to mount a hoover/fucked a nun.

by p1ffles July 7, 2011

Humbrella

an umbrella that sucks your dick on the way to work.

Hey, Matt, can I borrow your humbrella, my girlfriend left me.

by joey chestnuts November 27, 2007

humblebrag

When you use a small complaint to really flatter yourself with major compliments

Gloria: "I was trying to save a drowning child but my GIANT boobs are just so huge that they fall out of my bathing suit and got in the way of my life saving efforts."

Me: "Poor baby! You and your GIANT boobs got in the way of saving a kid. What a great humblebrag."

by alwaysdancegrl95 September 3, 2014

on a humble

taking a gamble on something or making a shot in the dark. Pursuing or pressing on in the face of uncertainty. To act on instinct, going with one's gut. reliance on luck or chance. Not based on fact.

Even though I was a stranger in a new town and did not know my way around, I followed the untrodden path on a humble.

by The Lexiteer January 2, 2010