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Howelltucky

Howell Michigan is now called Howelltucky, why because it is over run by swastika and confederate flag wearing hillbilly's.

Town folks are some of the saddest racist fools around!

Howell high school is nothing but camo and boots with a few plaid flannel SHIRTS thrown in. SAD, I KNOW!

3 Things Howell does not allow

1. people of color

2. homosexuals

3. liberals

If u are any of the above, fear for your life in Howell Michigan!
I live in Howell so I must drive a 4 wheel drive monster truck, chew tobacco and hate people of color, gay people, people with a brain, people that are independent and intelligent. I am a Howelltucky loving soul!
by tanandproud January 18, 2011
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howell nj

This Place sucks; it reeks of hoodlums... and if you get rid of the ow it's hell...=)
Bill by the Aldrich Plaza buys black and milds and alcohol for all the hoodlums in Howell nj...

Bryan Andrews is a bitch to society..
I WIN...
by _God_Owns_Your_HAMmer_ May 22, 2006
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Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)
"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"
by Jared White July 15, 2008
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Howell

A bald,sweaty fella that always on some bs. On God
"Why this dude always changing things"
"He a howell"
by SMC_Dictionary September 29, 2019
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Howell High School

Howell High School, its a place where no snowdays happen when there is six inches of snow on the ground, also where half the school is failing school and life, also where the freshman campus serves amzing cookies for 80 cents, which is way to much, and where only the lucky select few can fail out of where some only know of one, also there is way 2 many people and a guy in electric wheel chair has the best transportation and where there is only a handful of black people
Hey have you ever went to Howell High School
Yea I failed out was what my parents said, but they saven my god damn life
by save meeeeeee January 13, 2011
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Howell

A small town somewhere in Michigan that nobody gives a damn about and for good reason. It is populated by rednecks and racists and the most entertaining thing to do there is aimlessly wander around the downtown area, nonchalantly withering way time that could be better spent somewhere else.
"Dude, have you ever been to Howell?"

"No, and I don't plan to. I heard it fucking sucks."
by SadisticNightmare July 5, 2009
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However

To the layman, it's an alternative to but. However, the connotations of but are wholly negative, whereas however provides an Icarus from the ashes.

Use it sparingly, use it well.
She: 'I must profess I have a big butt. However, it's as shapely as the legend of bootylicious, therefore you must worship.'
You: indeed.
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
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