homeless hairy man baby

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019

homeless joe

A person that wants to live in the 70s and plays rockin guitar, harmonica and mandolin. He isn't a stoner cos he doesn't pay for what he smokes and is really cool. Comes from the original homeless Joe who is so cool you've never heard of him.

Wow, you're such a homeless Joe! I really wan't to sleep with you, soooooooooo much!

by Lord lovington April 29, 2004

homeless joe

Gross guy who has no home in the ward county area, especially Minot, ND. He sleeps with any girl he can get even if he has a girlfriend, or 2. He has mad amounts of STDs and everyone hates him.

Smart Guy 1: You lost your virginity to Homeless Joe?
Smart Guy 2: I'd get checked!

by Kate Paige June 11, 2006

homeless chic

a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.

"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012

Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.

Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve

by TheTrypleThreat June 3, 2010

Homeless Breach

When a gang of homeless, 100 or more infiltrate a rich person's home with plans to have massive orgies all over the person's home.

Dude, I just got back from vacation and the cops told me I had a "Homeless Breach"

by Hella killa bum March 30, 2009

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.

"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008