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Hipster

Modern day version of a fucking hippie. Believes in starting a GoFundMe if money is an issue, believes in group vacations because of lack of funds to take a normal vacation, voted democratic, whines about high prices in urban real estate, asks how he/she/it can make a difference and seeks out employment accordingly. Constantly making plans for "drinks."
Hipsters are slightly better than freeloaders, at least they ask for money instead of demanding it
by Josh513 November 25, 2016
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Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.
The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015
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A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster
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A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster
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Grant is a hipster.
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A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.

Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"

Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"

Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."

Man 2: "What is?"

Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."

Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."

Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
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A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.

Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).

If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster

Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?

Ryan: because he’s probably gay.

Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!

Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
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