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hip hop ho bag 

A girl who dates or fucks only guys associated with the five elements of hip hop - emceeing, dj/turntableism, breakdancers, graffiti artists or beatboxers and does not take part in any of the elements at all.
Damn you know that chick Stephanie? She is the biggest hip hop ho bag I have ever met. She goes from writer to emcee to dj to beakdancer and back again. It is like she has a scheduled rotation or something.
hip hop ho bag by xylena September 1, 2008
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hip hop hater 

A person who looks down upon the hip hop culture, usually Metal heads who go on popular websites like YouTube or even this site here and trash hip hop because they believe the stereotypes that hip hop is all about bitches, rims, money, and guns, when they never actually have heard of Tupac, Eminem, Nas, Immortal Technique, Mos Def or any other legendary rapper. These people use phrases like "music is like candy, you got to throw away the (w)rappers." or " R.A.P.=Retards Attempting Poetry" when the only hip hop theyve heard is on MTV.
*definition of rap on urban dictionary*

100. rap

Tha wOr57 g3nre of moosick evaarr!! 678 up, 87784 down

Dumb peopl liek r4p cuz they dun no r3al moosickz!

get this def on a mug

by H3adbang4lifezorz July 29, 2009 share this

*I go to ud chat*

H3adbang4lifezorz: rap sucksz r0ck rul3zzzors

ME: fuck you hip hop hater

H3adbang4lifezorz: Hip Hop suxxxx

ME: dude, do you know who immortal technique is?

H3adbang4lifezorz: Who iz dat?

ME: exactly.

*I look at a Fat Joe video on YouTube*

Rockisloife134: This is shit, listen to green day or linkin park, its way better than this shit.

Me: Hey douchebag, you dont see us saying rap is better on your satanist rock shit videos,

Rockisloife134: thats cuz rawk is better than rap, rap is all about bitches, drugs, money, guns, and rims.

Me: Yes and rock is all satanist shit.

Rockisloife134: No its nawt!!!

Me: See how annoying stereotypes are now? Now if you dont like rap then dont look at a rap video.

Rockisloife134: but rap iz still terriblez!

*I punch Rockisloife134 through the computer*

hip hop-pocrisy 

Hip-hop-pok-ruh-see

The art of rapping about smoking blunts, banging ho's and busting caps while doing public service advertisements telling kids to stay in school and stay out of trouble.
Wow, have you listened to that new Jay-Z album? One minute he's selling drugs, shooting at people and the next he is telling kids to stay in school, ain't that some hip hop-pocrisy.

hip-hop knees up 

A good old fashioned party
See Hootenanny Shakedown
That was a great hip-hop knees up

hip hop team 

a group of pop culture whores who shop at American Eagle like its there job. Listen to hot 99.5 all day long and thoroughly enjoy BSSAC mixers. One must have a stinky retainer, one must have pancake tits, one must a sun kissed tan and sun-inned hair, and the other two must share the same name!! also, they must have a secret language..
hip hop team 1. did you hook up wit dat hott woodberry boy at kings dominion or was it tysons or was it last nights mixer.
hip hop team 2.i heard she hooked up with an israelite.
hip hop team 3.have u heard the knew shakira song, i can't get it out of my head.
hip hop team 4. do u like my weave, it is freshly sunned.
hip hop team 5. i long o vong e tong hong e tong e a mong.
hip hop team 6. ever since i can remember i've been steppin with jessa.
hip hop team 7. HIP HOP FO LIFE!!!!
hip hop team by MY WEAVE August 31, 2008

Hip hop crush 

An attraction to a hip hop artist that is based not only on looks, but skills on the microphone as well.
I've had a hip hop crush on Queen Latifah since her "All Hail the Queen" album.
Hip hop crush by Big West August 30, 2010

Hip-Hop Kampus

Hypp-H'opp-Cam-Puss' Noun - to recall vast lyrical content.

The area of the brain where most lyrics are recalled from. It is possible to overload the hip hop campus if a large quantity of lyrics,(specifically in hip-hop) are submerged in quick fire linguistic dexterity. The hip hop campus can recall individual syllables and nuance. It is renowned to malfunction when an individual is excessively inebriated.
"Datz right gee, ya know what I'm sayin'? all of these lyrics are sick,dope see! Somewhere in my mind, Deep in the HIP-HOP KAMPUS I can sift those rhymes yo! They bursting out my mind!"
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"That homes is dope yo' he got like a larger mind than most! Stores it in the Hip-Hop Kampus, ya know what I'm sayin!"