Helga

A germanic name for a rare type of females who should be kept away form people. Their hideous personalities scares away most people, and their sense of humour is to be frowned upon. Their love for dogs is due to captivity, since they can be on a leash, they can not escape. Helga is always blonde due to a chemical reaction from their heart being black as coal. Anyone who spends time talking with a Helga is either paid by the government to keep track of them, otherwise they're a sick bastard. If a Helga is interested in birds, it is a super Helga, this is of course the worst type of Helga. Their interest in birds is a side effect of their fantasies about crashing planes into buildings with large crowds of people. It is believed that the terrorists who caused 9/11 was a small group of Helgas.

"Dude, did you see that bigfoot?!" "No it was just a Helga, though that's worse."

"Yes I was pregnant, but it turned out to be a Helga, so obviously we threw it into the woods."

"I used to be religious until I saw a Helga. No God would create that."

"Did you know that some Helgas knows how to talk?"

by Mågå January 13, 2022

hella tight

"awesome" "great" "the best" any word that describes something cool.

"woah! That outfit is hella tight!"

by Jenna <3 September 21, 2005

Heejay

A BJ with a dash of Korean spice....BAM

Man, I totally pulled a heejay at that bukakkalypse last night!

by Alex October 5, 2004

Hellabration

The opposite of celebration.

The commemoration of a sad ass or annoying thing that happened to you a while ago.

Guy 1: Today is one year ago since I was dignosed with HIV
Guy 2: Bummer, dude.
Guy 1: Yeah, this calls for a hellabration

by Mulacki April 23, 2007

hella hard

An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.

Some guy: Dude, I got a boner and it won't go down!

Dude: Damn man, you're hella hard!

Some guy: I better call Me So Horny agency.

by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

hella mo

phrase commonly used in St.Louis extending the word hella meaning a great amount of

I cant hit up the mall wit u cus i got hella mo homework.

by stlG.H.O.S.T. January 18, 2007

Hella Irish

A slang term from San Francisco, used by teenagers meaning: To get EXTREMELY drunk. You are not getting truly "Hella Irish" unless you are drinking a 40 in a North-face jacket. When people say "Hella Irish" they often do the Shaka hand sign, except they make it seem as if they are drinking from a bottle. These teenage boys often get "Hella Irish" at a magical place called "The Grove"

Jack: What happening this weekend?
Danny: We were all going to the grove, Hella Irish!
Jack: I'm so it! Lets get HELLA IRISH!!!

by HellaIrishHellaHungover December 26, 2011