high school hanger

People that in fact are so sad as to hangout in a highschool even after they graduate, patheticness.

didnt that kid graduate last year.

yea but hes a high school hanger.

creepy.

by jinkz7 October 15, 2008

No Hander

Masturbating without using your hands.

Oliver: Hey Braden guess what!
Braden: What?
Oliver: I just pulled a no hander!
Braden: AWWHH SHIT MAN tmi!!!

by the_FIRST_no_hander March 28, 2011

hanger

A turd that hangs from your ass while taking a shit

I got a hanger and had to wipe more than usual.

by FinWonga July 31, 2016

purple hanger

In the Babe version, "A purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the anus, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. The purple part, is well, you know..."

In the Dan version, "A purple hanger is when the penis swells and becomes infected after sex with someone unclean or unfit for duty."

In the l'etrange version, "A hanger stuck up someone's butt."

Yeah, so the other night, my boyfriend tried to give me a purple hanger, but it was too tight...

Yeah man, that hooker we had in Montreal gave me a wicked purple hanger for a week...

Excuse me little timmy, where's the rest of your hang... Oh my god - have you been giving yourself purple hangers?

by Nampook March 27, 2008

meat hangers

A woman's vagina lips

WOW !!! Look at the meat hangers on her!

by the Lorenzo December 2, 2007

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 8, 2008