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Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.
Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
Hamburger Ring by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Hamburgered 

I just got hamburgered.

Hamburger Nipples 

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.
Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.
Hamburger Nipples by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023

Japanese Hamburger 

The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.
Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!

Spicy Hamburger 

The act of performing Fellatio, Cunninglingus, or Analingus with either Jalepenos and/or Salsa in one's mouth.
My Girlfriend cheated on me so as revenge I gave her a spicy hamburger.
Spicy Hamburger by Edion036 May 12, 2014

Lemon Hamburger 

“Wow, Aidan is such a lemon hamburger.”
Lemon Hamburger by sslyj October 16, 2017