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goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.
Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......
by Glogloid January 10, 2008
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jim hole

A hole that contains bodily fluids of walrus's and midgets from Antarctica. This hole is usually filled or covered up with dildos or one large dildo. If "jim hole" is used in scrabble you will be awarded 4x the points for each letter and 20x the points for the word. This hole is also located on your gooch however, it is invisible to the untrained eye and only super cool people can see it. and cholos, and occasionally walrus's by the name of Mr. Wal Rus.
"I would love to bone his jim hole."

"I lost my dildo in my jim hole the other day"

"Dayummmmmm, that cholo has a massive jim hole"

"My name is Mr. Wal Rus, and i love to watch "my" children play with their jim holes across the street."
by Tyler B. (Mr. Wal Rus) May 23, 2008
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Three Hole Qualified

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
by Pool Guy December 15, 2008
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whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops
i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover
by jaffaw July 18, 2009
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Lazy hole

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Bolt hole

A place where a person can escape or hide.
A hole in a wall or enclosure where an animal may "bolt" through, used as an escape or emergency exit.
He hadn't left his seaside bolt hole in weeks, relying solely on old Kim to supply him the essentials.
by Crashonthelevee July 15, 2018
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black hole sun

Well known Soundgarden song.
Came to be the anthem of grief for thousands of dis-affected teens after it was released directly after Kurt Cobains suicide. It's awesome!
"Black Hole Sun...won't you come?"
by bandanasarerad October 3, 2006
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