1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
by Master Of Sketchiness November 24, 2011
Get the hardass hawkins mug.One of the most hated men in Chicago. He is a relief pitcher for the Cubs who consistently blows save opportunities in the 9th inning. Coach Dusty Baker forces him to be the team's closer against his will, when he has proven he is a valuable set-up man from his time with the Minnesota Twins.
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
by Frustrated Cubs Fan May 7, 2005
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Get the Night hawk mug.When a person enthusiastically backs war, but leaves the actual fighting to others, even though they are capable of joining the military themselves. When asked why they aren’t in uniform, a Chicken Hawk has a long list of weak excuses.. but the real answer is they’re afraid.
“Man we ought to stay over in the Middle East until ALL of those terrorists are done for!”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”
by Hawks.Fan.12 March 1, 2020
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Get the hawkins mug.A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.
Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
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Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
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Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
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Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
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Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.
by bob mcboberson November 10, 2008
Get the I can do that in Tony Hawk. mug.when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
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