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Guaranteed TD

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005
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Josep Guardiola

A Catalan footballer who first became a legend as a midfielder with FC Barcelona in the early 90s.

In 2009 he became a legend as a manager when he lead Barça to a historic continental treble, winning the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champion's League in his first season as manager of the club.

He also holds the La Liga record for the most yellow cards in a career.
Person 1: I wish I could be a better midfielder.

Person 2: Just watch some films of Josep Guardiola!
by futbolista May 29, 2009
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Coast Guard

The oldest sea-going branch of the military and most unknown. Under the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard's main mission is the safety of personnel and property at sea. 98% of Coast Guard assests are comprised of hand-me-downs from the Navy.
NAVY SAILOR: "Damn, a Coastie took my wife."

NAVY CHIEF: "Ya, the Coast Guard does that."
by uscggm07 January 1, 2009
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guardian angel

someone who is always there for you. when your hurt physically and then tells you how to be stronger and someone who gets you through those hard times and even if its something that you dont want to happen and that they no you wont like but they will get you through it once its all done.
by Emilyxxohh November 3, 2008
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Guadalupe

Guadalupe, was originally a Spanish toponym that derives from the Arabic word for "valley" or "river" and the Latin word lupus, meaning wolf. The name referred to the river Guadalupe in Spain.

Our Lady of Guadalupe who is a catholic icon of the Virgin Mary. The Lady of Guadalupe is of siginificant importance to Mexican culture, and is often referred to as the Queen of Mexico a true miracle of its time.

It is for this reason that many Mexican women and sometimes men with the name of Guadalupe are seen as highly important amongst their people. Guadalupe is a very sophisticated name and nonetheless those with the name are seen as conceited when really they are convinced.

Guadalupe does not associate herself with those of less stature than her own. And like Our Lady of Guadalupe, Guadalupe is considered a godess of her time. She is unlike no other.
A: "That woman thinks were conceited, I'm apalled!"

B: "Well whenever I'm with Guadalupe, we seem to get that reaction."

A: "She seems to forget that a godess like Guadalupe has no reason to feel conceited, she truly is just convinced."
by SalmaSelena February 17, 2010
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guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.
Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!
by Steve March 19, 2005
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honor guard

n.

An honor guard is comprised of at least two persons, usually numbering five to seven persons, and can be larger. These individuals are usually uniformed, such uniforms relating to the particular group or organization they are providing services to. For example, a police honor guard would be comprised of uniformed police officers; a military honor guard would be comprised of armed forces members, members of an armed forces auxiliary organization, or other military-styled organization.

Further, honor guards represent the highest ideals of the country or culture they belong to. Most honor guards, therefore, in honor to their country of origin, carry their National flag and observe their country's flag code, as they pay their respects to the other values they hold. Nearly all military honor guards, by their nature, also include a National flag bearer and whatever else is required by said flag code. For example, the American flag code requires that the American flag be protected; thus, an additional member of the honor squad generally carries a rifle or saber (genuine or replica) in order to pay respects to this requirement.
The honor guard led the drum and bugle corps in the parade.
by songspirit May 25, 2006
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