groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.

I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked

by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016

Kick To Groin

When your in a good mood and then something quick happens and than your in a bad mood.

I was makin out with my hot girlfriend.I got to science my teacher gave me an F. It was a Kick to the Groin.

by Peeboy June 27, 2003

grinterview

Group interview. Commonly associated with awkwardness, as interview candidates are forced to meet each other.

I was totally bummed that I was subjected to a grinterview. I am obviously way too unimportant for t them to waste their time on a one-on-one with me. As if I would work for them!!

by cherryblossom October 14, 2007

Groin Crumbs

The peeling skin that results from sunburn in the groin area

That week at cali resulted in a large amount of groin crumbs.

by kit76 June 17, 2009

groink

This is not a word. Don't use it.

John knew that "groink" wasn't a real word, and encouraged others to avoid using it in any way.

by Gnosis October 14, 2004

Groink

Groink (noun) formally used in both Arizona and Nevada. Slang known as a unwanted person who likes to dress in woman's clothes, usually mixed up with cross dressing or a fem boy (fem boy being popularized by people on both reddit and 4chan) Groink usually is used in discord chats and or in real life depending on which situation you are in.

My friend Joseph is a real Groink you know, always a pansy

by Haydoo July 19, 2020

grint

To not pay a bill or other debt on time; to owe money.

"Ah sod it, I'm going to grint this bill because I can't afford to pay it"

by Phil Evans October 14, 2004