greek lantern 

to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like swinging a lantern.

"Did you hear that Matt give Liz a Greek Lantern in New Parthenon?" "What a gentleman..."

greek lantern by mLeja December 14, 2008

Greek Surprise 

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

Greek Surprise by TheFotios January 26, 2006

greek sick 

when a person is not really sick, but pretends to be sick so that he/she doesn't have to attend a function. More often then not, its a woman who is "greek sick" and almost always the woman is in a relationship, and uses her bf/husband as the representative to the function to convey the message.

i.e.
human: "Hey man, where is your wife?"
gino: "she couldn't make it, she's not feeling well"
human" "oh yeah, whats wrong"
gino (now uncomfortable): "i don't know re, she's sick, ask her"
human 1 to human 2: "she's obviously greek sick"

greek sick by johnny manga January 18, 2007

Greek Romance 

Greek men (Greeks) are well reknowned for their romantic and special ways in the bedroom with the ladies. Greek is believed and has proven to be one of the most romantic languages in the world. A report done by the Daily Mirror in February 2007 has confirmed that Greek men are the best in the bedroom department closely followed by Russian, Serbian, Montenegrian, Italian and Spanish men.

Greek romance is highly rated in the world

Greek Romance by Daily Reporter December 16, 2008

Greek Hernia 

Caused from too much sex in the bushes Greek style

Tom: "Hey did you know George got a Greek Hernia?"

Pat: "what's a Greek Hernia?"

Tom:"its from too much greek style sex in bushes."
Pat:"well its expected. He has been frequently visiting parks with random chicks"

Greek Hernia by The Hungarian Hammer August 13, 2010

Greek Goddess Sophia 

a goddess. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" whose down for anything, especially the dirty. Body so curvy and smooth could make any man cry. Usually nicknamed Sophie or Soph. Very sexy, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good...especially in bed.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.

"Is that a goddess? Look at that beauty"
"In fact that is, that's Greek goddess Sophia!"

Greek Goddess Sophia by Bigmike May 8, 2017

Greek Ring 

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.

Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.

Greek Ring by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018