5th grader

10 year old virgins who fucking love fortnite to death and say boi to everything ever

me: uses app on phone
5th grader: boi

by fastcow August 20, 2018

Kentucky Face Grader

An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.

On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.

Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.

by jt1224 September 7, 2009

wisconsin cheese grater

dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.

that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.

by donigle November 21, 2011

graver

a graver is an interesting character who can be best described as a goth raver. theses gravers are usually not poser goths and they love to rave. normalvery happy around others they are willing to teach anyone how to properly rave and then laugh at you when you suck.

james is such a graver! always with those freaking photons. but hes awsome to hang with

by mercykillings July 25, 2008

hung seventh grader

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult

"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."

by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004

7th graders

Really nice, sweet, funny, scary, interesting, people who can't get off of Urban Dictionary. They also tend to be really smart and good dancers and musicians.

I'm going to miss the 7th graders.

by Kimikiwiz June 19, 2011

hung eighth grader

An eighth grader with a penis around 8" long. He will also have big balls.
Close to hung seventh grader but bigger in proportions.

Kelsey: Have you had sex with Michael?
Alexa: Yea, but he has a small dick.
Kelsey: Ahha thats funny.
Alexa: Try Jordan, he's a hung eighth grader.
Kelsey: I will. {Licks lips}

by :D:DD:DDD May 30, 2007