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grades

Either a letter, check mark, or numerical percentage, awarded to students to serve as an arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.
The most stupid example of grades is the minus/plus system, which penalizes the achievers and rewards the slackers.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Thirteenth Grade

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."
by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004
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Gracie

Someone of great beauty, but a lack of intelligence
Just be glad your "gracie"
by The letter p April 6, 2021
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Gracie

A person that’s going to marry eminem
Gracie and Eminem have a wedding
by Emlover April 24, 2021
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grade weasel

Students who beg for higher grades without putting work or effort forth, or serious justification for raising it.
A student who earns a 68% in class and begs for a C- so they can graduate is a grade weasel.
by Nick-O-SD June 13, 2008
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Grade-to-Effort Ratio

A wonderful ratio that shows how hard you must try in high school in order to virtually keep the same grade, as you would normally. This is perfect to lazy people, as colleges will see a 98 and 93% as the same: an A. If someone must try their ass off to hold a 98 percent, and let's say they put in a 10/10 effort. The grade to effort ratio is 9.8. However, if the same kid does a half ass job and still gets a 93%, lower but still an A, their grade to effort ratio will be rougly 93/5 = 18.6, much higher.

The same holds true for GPA. Let's say someone has a 3.9 and tries to the maximum (10/10), the grade to effort ratio will be 3.9
Let's say their friend has a 3.7 and they didn't do shit all year (6/10), the grade to effort ratio is 6.2

The thing is, it is exponentially harder to achieve just a few percent higher, yet if you suddenly stop trying hard, your grade will barely drop. I don't recommend this if you're teetering between a B+ and an A- for example, but if you have an 86, and try your ass off, you could do half ass work and still get an 84, the same result.

This does not work for everyone but many people can relate to how they have to bust a nut just to increase their grade by 1 percent, and how they can maintain their current grade with half the effort.
Joey and Brandon, two high school kids of similar academic aptitudes...

Brandon - "Yo Joe, whats ur GPA, I have a 3.68 and i'm busting my ass to do it"

Joe - "Ha, you try-hard, I have a 3.65 and i'm just chilling in all my classes"

Brandon- "Well i'm still doing better"

Joe - "But is it worth staying up all night studying, missing practice, and having no friends? Just for an extra 0.03 percent?

Brandon - "Yeah I guess dude, no matter how hard I try, I can't break the 3.7 barrier;I figure if I just jack off the rest of the year, I"ll basically get the same grade"

Joe - "Exactly, increase your Grade-to-Effort Ratio, its not worth the extra 0.03 points to not have a life."
by The One Wise Man June 13, 2013
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Graciegots Cupcakez

A YouTuber that got popular from some roblox videos. She now makes videos of her friends doing weird stuff. Claims to be Christian but we’re still not sure about that....
Person: Have you heard of Graciegots Cupcakez

Person 2: Who tfs that?
by YouTube God June 13, 2019
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