Gonkydine

Malaprop of "concubine" made famous in Appalachian culture. by the infamous Panhead Cooter. A fine American.

Look at them gonkydines over there boys. Y'all go make conversation, but don't hurtcha-self.

by Roscoe Q. Coltrane January 15, 2025

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

gronked

when something is very weird or out of the ordinary

why is this so gronked

by the most gronked January 28, 2025

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

The state after hitting your head and you are incoherent

*person hits head*
Friend: bro your absolutely glonked

by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025