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Goverment

Person 1: I don't like the goverment
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though
by Kyler Lacy May 11, 2021
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goofer

someone who is "goofy".
ie. they goof up regularly.
James Rowell got a new diesel car and filled it up with petrol. What a goofer.
by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003
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gomer

Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.
Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."
by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009
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Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.
I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.
by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004
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movie goer

Two women who go to the movies together on a regular basis. They may be mistaken for two lonely lesbians, but in actuality they enjoy bickering over who pays for tickets and buys popcorn. They may snuggle in the back row, but no one knows.
Candida and Tracy enjoy going to chick flicks while people stop and stare at the normal movie goers.
by brevinlova1 December 20, 2009
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goerlach

an herb smoking booze chugger; friends with the red baron and caveman
by mg March 10, 2004
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goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.
He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.
by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018
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