god 

The 1 supreme being the Creator and ruler of the universe.

Godis my savior

god by god#1 June 11, 2014

God 

non-living, non-physial, nonexistant.

No one should believe in something when it is nonexistant

God by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

God 

Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.

White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)

God by zebobbybird June 29, 2009

god 

something that is not hitler

dude, that god sure isn't hitler.

god by GerbilAttack September 4, 2008

God 

the one you go to when you finally realize that you're sick of jerks and being afraid, and of ignorant people who say whatever they want because they have no compassion. Has a great since of humor, loves us all. Waits for us to realize He is the truth.

girl 1- "where do i go?"
girl 2- "God is here and will always be here. So you can forget the jerk that just broke up with you over facebook."
girl 1- "right"

God by braveheart333 July 24, 2011

god 

one of great love

god loves you all

god by lee August 2, 2003

God 

1. The most popular entity known to Earth, usually with a fan club containing abnormally low grammar.

2. An interjection used by non-believers in moments of extreme feeling.

Did you hear that Christian the other day? He typed like he was 4 years old. Good thing he went with God.

God damn, some definitions have atrocious spelling. If you're going to define something, the least you can do is sound intelligent.

God by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009