Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020

Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

Gersh

Word that is used to describe how cool something is.

1) Wow, Jay-Z's performance was so gersh!

by awesomexopossum March 22, 2010

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016

geithnering

1. Robbing from the poor to give to the rich

2. Stealing from the people while telling them it is for their own good

3. Pulling a massive con job

Madoff was small potatoes compared to the job the SecTreas does at geithnering.

by greenguy253 December 9, 2009

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.

Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009