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Gerald

"ew, there goes Gerald."
by anonymous October 1, 2021
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geraldoh

One who has sexual intercourse with his mother.
The geraldoh was caught with his mother.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Steven Gerrard

the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.
there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
by chelsea boy December 23, 2007
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Gerald

When the ash on your blunt/joint/cigarette gets so long that it looks like Gerald's hair from Hey Arnold.
"Yo bro, ash that Gerald!"
by ThatArielleChick September 26, 2011
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Gerbaldicus

An old man who enjoys sexually pleasing his dog or parrot, he cant keep his thoughts to himself and often masturbates in public.
MY fried gerald is such a gerbaldicus!
by Mind Trap December 11, 2004
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Gerald

A rapist that indulges only in little kids. Usually has a bulbous head
Watch out little Becky and Timmy, Gerald comes out at night
by Suwoop4747 September 17, 2016
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steven gerrard

Yet another overrated footballer, at least within these shores, for the all familar trait of being English.

He leads the hypocrisy brigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.

He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.
Steven Gerrard is the world's best midfielder (apart from the likes of Pirlo or Gattuso, who are World Class, not just players that look good against West Brom and Sunderland).
by OD Smith October 11, 2006
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