geostitute

A cross between a geologist and a prostitue. Someone who works in the field of geology but acts and dresses like a prostitue.

That new girl they hired is a geostitute.

by Tyra Gonsuron April 15, 2008

Geoffrey

A goat with no hair on chin .

Boy you’re not growing any hair , you’re such a Geoffrey.

by The Niggawhisperer October 9, 2017

goofsterland

Place where goofsters come from.

He is such a goof, he's probably from Goofsterland!

by Marisleisis January 11, 2009

geoffdg

Pronounced as "jof the gee"

Acronym for "get off the gas".

Means Quit talking or simply shut up

geoffdg already!! You've been going on about the same thing for the past 15 minutes!!

by sizzling_saga December 19, 2010

Geosomnia

When the teacher drowns you in math and you practically fall to the floor with tiredness because you hate geometry so much. You fall asleep on your desk and the teacher rudely wakes you up.

Chick: Dude, you've got a case of Geosomnia, better get up before Mr. Pie comes over here.
Dude: Fuck him, it is his fault I have Geosomnia, he bores me to fucking tears. I'm going back to sleep I'm tired.

by CatLovely April 22, 2011

geostaching

Participating in geocaching while sporting a moustache, real or fake.

The intrepid explorers took their GPS devices and moustache wax as they tracked hidden items and went geostaching.

by MrHteacher November 18, 2011

geosthetic

that 90's internet aesthetic. neon colors with low-quality gifs, tiled background, excessive use of iframes, and a "works best in Internet Explorer" banner in the footer.

"hey check out this website"

"wow i haven't seen this strong a geosthetic since the space jam website"

by 27thpw September 13, 2016