Gardevoir

A Pokemon with the most NSFW content on The Internet, which is able to be both female and male. Yeah, half of them are traps.

Person 1: Ya'll need to understand that half of all Gardevoirs are male
Person 2: Hee Hoo Hee Hoo NSFW

by Gamsung Salaxy May 20, 2020

I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

rock garden

A rocky trail.

Snowflake: I almost died riding my mtb through that crazy rock garden! There were rocks everywhere!

by mikwat May 21, 2004

Elitch Gardens

a amusement park in Denver that treats there employees like crap

I heard that Elitch Gardens is the worst place to work

by TATK May 4, 2009

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

Palm Beach Gardens

Where 12th graders fuck 9th graders with big tiddies. Also lots of crackheads, fiends, and other types of thots that suck dick for stigs,juuls, and most importantly fake dab carts.

Hey Julia from Palm Beach Gardens, would you suck my dick for 3 packs of stigs? I promise they aren't fake!

by idontlikeucauseusuck September 1, 2019

Garden Chef

One who performs oral sex on anothers cornhole i.e. salad tosser

yea that jeff is one hell of a garden chef

by The Barnes March 11, 2005