by Vianni La Performer April 8, 2022
Get the Gaining Weight Shaming mug.Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Jackin off = NO GAINS mug.That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
Get the Capital Gains Tax mug."The university's athletics director adamantly refuses to award a Riley Gaines of any kind because he believes that awards should be earned and that nobody is entitled to recognition that they don't deserve."
by Russ Hood July 1, 2025
Get the Riley Gaines mug.Person 1: Hey man, can you read my nickname out loud?
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck
by Gain Eagers August 13, 2025
Get the Gain Eagers mug.Oscar Gain is the cutest Asian boy you'll ever meet, all the girls fumble him. He has veins all over his body, including heaps all over his 10 inch dih. He is most well known for his intelligence and charm, every girl he meets falls for him, but his ego is too big and he realises he doesn't need anyone else. He loves being complimented and will glaze you if you glaze him first. Also he is really good at football, even Ronaldo called him better.
Girl 1: "OSCAR GAIN IS SO HOTTTTTT!"
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT GIMME HIS 10 INCH VEINY AHH DIH RIGHT NOW!"
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT GIMME HIS 10 INCH VEINY AHH DIH RIGHT NOW!"
by ClankerHater67 September 9, 2025
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