autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

drama goldfish

capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.

Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.

Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.

Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.

by Beatrix is a Kiddo January 26, 2011

Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

by nameismatt August 12, 2015

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish

by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017

Poser Goldfish

Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.

Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!

by you like to know, WOULDNT YOU? March 27, 2007

two goldfish

sarcastic way of saying you don't care when people are talking about things no one cares about.

I bought some new shoes today." "I have two goldfish." "What?" "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about stuff no one cares about.

by davgoldfish August 13, 2011

go feed the goldfish

For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.

To make someone scarce.

Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.

"Hey Johnny. Why don't you go feed the goldfish. I'll be out in a minute"

by Neil-D December 7, 2007