Gloobage

The act of another individual taking a drag off of your cigarette, and handing it back to you with copious amounts of slobber and saliva.

Gene: Hey, can I have a drag?
Erik: Sure, here ya go!
Erik: Geez, Gene, You gloobaged my smoke!

by eloke October 9, 2008

Gloomigate

The act of making everyone around you sad.

When someone who is extremely sad has the effect of making everyone else in the area sad.

I was so depro that I accidentally gloomigated the entire office as I entered, even the people who arrived after me felt sad once they were there.

by SoulSkar October 8, 2010

glooks ghe

Essentially saying "Good looks." Ghe means "G", which is short for gangsta.

Me: "Yo wsg glooks ghe"
Other kid "Merch ghe"

by WalterHartwellWhite308 July 13, 2022

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Gloomberg

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.

Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

glooble

A telepathic creature, the final culmination and last evolution of the race of Glooba. Is squishy and about the size of a tennis ball. Camouflages. Contains entire history and knowledge of her race, helps translate alien languages.

Glooble thinks at you, "Are you sure that's a wise choice?"

by Lenardo June 30, 2008

Gloomies

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.

"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."

by TC000 October 1, 2013