wide glide

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all

Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?

by farmritch February 12, 2008

glide

The movement of a worm.

Instead of working, you chose to glide like a worm!

by Oga Nla March 20, 2016

Gildersleeve

A Blowjob climaxed with smelly residue.

Guy 1: Yo i heard you had an amazing night with your girl.
Guy 2: No not really i got a Gildersleeve
Guy 1: Ew...

by The Mastodon May 11, 2011

Glinert

One who is short

"Look at that Glinert over there! She looks like she's not even 5 feet tall."

by shortg May 12, 2010

glibertarian

A glibertarian is literally a glib, i.e. unserious, libertarian, which is redundant, as libertarians are, fundamentally, anarchists. Individuals who self-identify as "glibertarians" are akin to the Trumpists who proudly call themselves "deplorables." In fact, most glibertarians are aligned not with the political left but with the lawless, Trumpist right. Glibertarians have largely abandoned standard libertarianism for a more radical and extremist far-right ideology with Trump as their standard-bearer.

Glibertarians have a strong love of liberty and don’t fit well in the usual Left-Right political and social dichotomy. Our philosophies range from anarcho-capitalism to established mixed economies. Some of us believe in completely open borders and some don’t. We have pro-lifers sharing space with pro-choicers. Religious rubbing elbows with atheists. In other words, we have no consistent, objective philosophy. We're glib!

by Nano Man April 22, 2022

glide

to mean as in to fight or beat up violently.

bro,u need to get on sumwhere before i glide you.

by Icee Baller 34 December 16, 2007

Asian Glide

Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!

"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004