gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Dirty Gertrude

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

Gerty

1. An older boyfriend with beard(s)

your boyfriend is a total gerty

by huttison December 27, 2010

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009

Dirty Gertie

When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie.

Matt: my poo was best on rate my poo yesterday, Nat: matt you are a dirty gertie!

by stoke_gal March 10, 2009

Gertrude

the gayest person you will ever meet

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!

by urbanwhale April 22, 2018

rusty gertch

A term for a gay swiss/mexican with an affinity for animal sex.

Edgar gave Robby D a rusty Gertch!

by bob jones March 19, 2005