gasser

Breaking wind gone toxic

Granny let out a gasser that done chocked us all up.

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

Gayper

a person also known as a weekend warrior participating in what is commonly called shred-sledding. also known to enjoy the sound of a nice shorn scrotum fapping on their chin, while being reamed from behind by their "buddy".

Ben Johnston was definatly a gayper last night with a dick in his mouth and balls fapping on his chin with a bigger dick in his ass....

by quimby1 January 19, 2004

galperning

(v.) to creep, to stalk, to smlax

"I went galperning yesterday and drove by her boyfriend's brother's ex-wife's sister-in-law's cousin's house. it was so intense"

by Michael William Smith February 25, 2008

gaper

A non-local snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They stick to the green runs and are found crashing the 3 miles to the bottom.

The bar was empty because all the gapers are on Schoolmarm.

by spykjnij December 14, 2003

gaspare

A cool individual. A peson who makes u laugh, smile and say wtf is wrong with u all at the same time. Clueless when it comes to working with his hands might b pretty handy in the kitchen. You wld nvr ask this guy for directions if you really wanted to get someplace. In all he is thinks he is the "situation" and just might be.

"Yo Gaspare. what r u doing?"

"Yo! GTL, Then i gotta watch the baby."

by Gigajohn February 4, 2010

Gasher

(n.) One who attempts to steal a girl from the guy hitting on her by talking shit on said guy. The two guys are generally acquaintances.

(v.) Gashing- The act of being a gasher.

(n.) "yeah man, he started talking shit on me when I walked away to grab a drink. He was a total gasher!"

(v.) "Are you gashin' me man?"

by Brlvg5 May 15, 2011

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

by Mick Onium October 24, 2012