Flandering

verb. to flander.
To have such a friendly, (Ned Flanders-like) attitude, that it allows people to take advantage of it and walk all over you.

"My brother is too generous for his own good. If he keeps flandering around like this, he'll wind up getting fucked over by an scam artist!"

"You need to stick up for yourself, boy! No son of mine will let people flander him!"

by dmueller_art December 31, 2009

Felander

When you mischievously touch/rub someone, not necessarily in a sexual way.

'I shall felander you!'

'You what mate?'

*rubs face and arms and breasts*

by Hippomidget October 28, 2012

flan

A word for describing annoying, red-headed, goofs.

Synonym: Awkward Donkey

Wow, I sure hate Slowly Exiting A Nantasket. (flan)

by The great fuzz February 29, 2008

P Flan

When one urinates while pleasuring his or her own anus.

I was anal masturbating last night and I P Flan'd everywhere. My room mate was sooooo pissed.

by TheKeating November 7, 2010

falangies

fingers

She was playing with her falangies

by skittles are bae November 22, 2015

Flanderism

Doctrine based on Ned Flanders' ideas, very similar to political correctness, where an individual or a collective tries to impose his own self-censorship and ideals on the rest of society. This is especially visible in the case of certain lobbies like those of the homosexuals, feminists, pro-life activists, anti-racism organizations, and certain charities.

A recent example of flanderism is the supression of all terms considered offensive or homophobic by Gay Gollective, from Google Translator.

by Deckard508 February 3, 2015

FBLandia

Facebook Land, also known as your virtual social community made up of your Facebook "friends." Anytime you have a question or just want to give a shout-out to a huge group of people at once, you can update your Facebook status, and FBLandia will see what you have to say.

Hey there, FBLandia...I woke up this morning and found a huge zit right on my nose. Should I squeeze it, or will that leave a scar?

by MochaQueen October 8, 2010