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Fucknite

The instance when you get the vicroy and wanna cum, and have sex 24-7
I like fucknite.
by Yeetustofetus March 1, 2021
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Fuckwithable

Someone who is easy, pushover, non-confrontational, easily influenced
I must look like I'm FUCKWITHABLE, the way you come at me.
by KittiLove49 August 7, 2021
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Deadset fuckwit

Not only a fuckwit. A massive fuckwit. Powerfully offensive term. Normally they are extremely hard work to be around. You weighed have to remove yourself from their company or knock them out.
‘That guy singing about short people and picking his nose was a deadset fuckwit. About time someone punched him in the face.’
by adirtyword September 4, 2020
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fuckpipe

A slang, derogatory term used to refer to an individual who makes decisions without thinking about the impending consequences.

This term is flexible in that it represents all orifices and organs involved in fucking.

For example, a fuckpipe can be defined as "the pipe which fucks", i.e. the penis.

Alternatively, the fuckpipe can be defined as "the pipe in which fucking occurs", such as the vagina, mouth, or rectum.
That sales guy is a total fuckpipe, he practically gives away the farm without thinking about how it will affect the rest of the company.

That bitch got did in the fuckpipe.

Bill, Ed, and Al put their fuckpipes in each other's fuckpipes.
by TheSumOfAllEvil August 23, 2005
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Tempus Fuckit

(n) That moment in your life when you start letting yourself say "fuck" out loud, accompanying or resulting in a sudden, long-term or permanent increase in overall propensity to swear.

Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.

Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.

The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
I think my tempus fuckit happened sometime back when I was teaching myself to code. It's funny because when I was a kid I thought "god" was a dirty word; now, if my rubber ducky were alive, its ears would be bleeding.
by nerdnerdburger October 17, 2018
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FuckPilot

A person who is a complete and total idiot. Should be used after someone says something to you, but doesn't have to.
Steven is a fuckpilot because he fell down.

Person: Your a fag.
You: Fuck you, you fuckpilot.
Person: *shuts up*
by Kucamonga Kid March 13, 2005
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Fuckitz

A general condition of apathy causing one to adopt a 'fuck it' attitude towards life in general.
"I didn't do shit all day; I had a case of the fuckitz."
by RBD31 November 16, 2006
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