Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

ass branching

The act of tree huggers take it too far and decide to literally become one sexually with a tree, via their own ass and the trees branch

That dude did some hard core ass branching

by Alxstxr November 5, 2022

Poison from The TFMA Franchise

Annoying, selfish, oblivious and lazy.

Poison from The TFMA Franchise is pointless.

by Vitamin's Lost Brother December 11, 2022

Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration

The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.

by Jawney March 31, 2015

piece of shit franchise

A team that has fans but is hated by most, a losing team that either can't win on the field/ice/court because of the players/fans/ or management. Dont desrve to win ever because of the city's stupidity.

Maple Leafs, Nationals/Capitals, Canucks, Flames, Cubs/BlackHawks,Panthers, Knicks, Bills, Blues, Mariners, Atlanta Thrashers, Hamilton Tiger Cats, Detriot Lions, Kansas City Royals etc. piece of shit franchise

by youngeer January 23, 2009

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011

Poverty franchise

Poverty franchise is used when describing a team in sports that is sometimes good and majority of the time terrible

Bro the Cincinnati bengals are such a poverty franchise. Only people named Dominic with down syndrome like the bengals

by Dom has down syndrome June 8, 2022