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FOADed

To receive the message "FOAD", "Fuck Off And Die" or in any other variation.

Pronounced "Foe-did".
My friend Tom (affectionately known only by me as The Bishman) was FOADed by his girl, 30th Sept 2006.
by hynzytheweirdo September 22, 2008
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Fooders

Slang word for "Food Stamps" commonly used in Central N.Y.
I bought groceries using my fooders.
by CNY synonyms August 5, 2017
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folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.
That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.
by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017
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Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)
Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."
by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018
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flooded

elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests
where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore

you know
you know
by Krkič August 9, 2021
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Joe-Foodied

To get your dick shot and heart kicked in at the same time.
that bitch got straight up joe-foodied for walking away from him in the middle of a conversation.
by Steegerr December 23, 2013
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folded grapefruit

Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina
I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.
by Mikeli T Mueller June 20, 2006
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