Fidge

verb. The act of "liking" somebody for a short amount of time in order to get them attached to you and then disappearing completely thus breaking their heart. This act is commonly displayed multiple times a week to victims who tend to find out about each other anyway. It is considered a form of manipulation towards sweet and innocent victims.

GUY: "Hey girl, I haven't seen you since the last time we hung out? Do you still like me?"
GIRL: "Ohhh...um yea a little bit.. I'm just dealing with some personal issues so I don't think this will work out between us."
GUY: "Did I really just get fidged?"

by racky fidge December 16, 2009

Fadge Badger

One who's vagina has a forest of pubic hairs.

She has a proper fadge badger. I needed a trim & hedge to clear her pubes

by Adz November 21, 2003

fidgetation

An instance of fidgeting.
Something to do when you don't know what to do, and then you start to wonder when it started.

"I don't know what else to do... now you're going to be subject to fidgetation on Monday..!!" said Julie to Wesley.

"Wow.. this is like.. fidgetation."
"I know right..!! When did this happen!"
*shrugs* "I don't know..."

by skulk3r October 29, 2007

Fidget Spinner

AIDS

"I fucked a dude's asshole and now I have Fidget Spinner and am probably gonna die."

by Platipi June 3, 2017

fidget spinner

A spinning toy that AUTISTIC children play with.I have 21 one of them.

Little timmy you autistic fuck stop playing with your fidget spinner

by RobloxExploitPro December 2, 2018

Fedge

Somebody who doesn't know what a fedge is.

"Shut up, you fedge."
"What's that?"
"I can't tell you. If I did, you wouldn't be a fedge anymore."

by The anti-fedge November 11, 2014

Alabama Fidget Spinner

when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.

me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018