flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

flabba jabba

1. A real dumbass, or one who steals your stuff.

2. One with a lysp, who tries to put another down using the word "rapist".

3. A reference to a person who constantly refers you to his "boomstick".

Robert said he was preparing to fire upon me using his "boomstick". I proceeded to tell him to shut up, and promptly called him a flabba jabba.

by RIAA Policeman January 23, 2004

flabba labba

originated from the walrus, flabba labba can be used to mean "fat ass", or "you look like my ass" it was originally used in the book "slap my uncle bob"

christina: have i gained weight?
stacey:yes you are a flabba labba!!!

by jim bob jones May 6, 2006

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

flabbergasm

overwhelmingly tingly sensation experienced by a fat person jiggling their bellyfat at a resonant frequency.

The coroner's report said the 400 pound man died of a cardiac arrhythmia while giving himself a flabbergasm in front of his computer's webcam.

by overdogg March 18, 2015

Flabbergasted

A word used to describe your feelings when you feel confused, frustrated, angry, and insecure

Nicole! Please tell me what you put!! I am feeling flabbergasted because of you!

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

Flabberfucked

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons

gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019