Feemager

(fee-may-jor)
A female teenager, completely distinct from "woman", and "girl"

Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009

freeman

A breed from the male species which is strongly convinced that being single was and is the best thing before sliced bread. Despite all attempts by family and friends to get them a girlfriend their stance remains firm.

Warning: Though they may seem to be too close to your crush do not give in...She's probably their cousin

Girl1: That guy over there looks like a catch
Girl2: Don't waste your time...volcanos grew cold waiting for him to date. Such a freeman

by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016

Freeman

When having unprotected sex in the missionary position with the man on top, the woman may wrap her legs around the man to stop him from pulling out. To make sure that the man can pull out he punches the women in the face until she either releases her legs, gets knocked unconscious or dies from the punches ensuring that the man walks away a freeman.

Steve: Hey Todd how was sex with Kelly last night?
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.

by El Mondo April 19, 2019

femanon

1. a type of double nigger that can be found in groups of over 9000.
2. idunnolol
3. no girls on the internets. gb2/kitchen/

Anon 1: Is that you, Femanon?
Anon 2: No, that's a double nigger.
Anon 3: No, it's a girl!
Anon 2: WTF no girls on teh internets! TITS OR GTFO!
Common Misspellings: trap

by An Onn February 5, 2008

Morgan Freeman

One freckly ole black man.

Oh snap, gramps look like Morgan Freeman!

by Kris Benson March 29, 2005

Freemantini

A mixed drink created by Freeman and several other flunkies.
Consist of:
1 entire handle of vodka
750ml of sour apple pucker
700ml of wiskey sour

Is considered pretty much the legal date-rape drink.

"Bar wench, id like a Freemantini please."

by 335 July 31, 2007

Morgan Freeman

The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.

In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.

Morgan Freeman is watching you read this. Don't deny it.

by That Brony Gamer Guy February 26, 2013