fark around

To screw around, mess around, not necessarily in a sexual way.

also see fark

Hey what's up?
Nothin, just farkin' around.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005

farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.

That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Butt Farker

Anyone of Greek origin; Anyone who takes pleasure form checking out people asses; Anyone who likes the brownlip ;Any Kaiserkin

Look at that butt farker. He's checking out my package.

by Polychronopolous September 25, 2003

farked

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

by www.holyhell.net April 5, 2005

Farenheit 9/11

A film made by Michael Moore that insists that 9/11 was more of Bush's fault then the actual terrorists'. I personally think that Bush was incompetent as a president but i find it hard to believe that he directly caused one of the most horrible events in American history. The film is just another way for Michael Moore make republicans and conservatives to freak the fuck out and get more hippies, oops, liberals to follow his mindset.

Michael Moore fan: Hey have you seen that movie Farenheit 9/11? It revealed how Bush really had 9/11 happen and that all republicans are evil!

Regular person: Uh..no..Osama Bin Laden attacked us, plus not all Republicans are evil..

Michael Moore Fan: Whatever you facist corportaion racist, you're wrong and I'm right!

by Monsters Ate My Condo! January 1, 2012

Farkle

The unique crevice located serenely between the scrotum and shaft of the penis.

Hey Timmy, your farkle smells like the fish market down the road. Mix a shower.

by Gray the gobbler July 28, 2014