fake hoe

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

Fakebook marriage

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.

"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."

by prinnyfan May 9, 2009

fake a leak

When someone pretends they need to go to the bathroom to avoid class, they are faking a leak.

John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?

by Sofia (ms: /lulzayakii) July 10, 2010

Fakebooking

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.

Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.

by PantherB January 4, 2012

fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them

"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"

by deebs123 April 7, 2015

Fake Indie Lover

A fake indie lover enjoys and promotes as the end all and be all of indie: Mumford and sons, the 1975, Lana Del ray, arctic monkey, the use of emojis, especially 😭😂😩, genuinely enjoys popular page vines including Lele Pons, Brent Rivera, Brandon Bowen, Lance210, kianlawl etc, takes snapchat stories instead of enjoying the moment, wears a choker, uses the phrases: savage, doe, rt. has more followers than following on their friends only, loves tumblr, doesn't like facebook, flirts with the monkey emojis, claims to be indie, wants matching infinity tattoos with their bff, likes minions, sings along to train, gets genuinely shocked when they find out someone else listens to a semi unpopular artist, "I started that trend"

"People don't know what real music is these days. The weekend is what real music is🙊 I discovered them before anybody while I was wearing my choker and my flannel tied around my waist" -a fake indie lover

"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover

by n0tAfakeINDIElover October 6, 2015

fake flexer

pretty much a wanna be (normally a boy in his teenage or pre-teen years, trynna act rich with a lot of brand name stuff but cant afford the brand name stuff so then he has the off brand/ store brand stuff)

Jenna: Did you see that Rolex he was wearing! Holy Crap! He must be rich!
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer

by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018